Electric Beach Tanning, the salon that’s been turning blond UW girls that unique shade of orange for as long as we’ve lived here, has switched off the lights, effective immediate! A sign in their window on 45th St announced:
It’s nice that they are honoring their Customers tans, but we’re worried about the witches on their web site, and, of course, about the arraignments.
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Maybe they were put out of business by the cancer curing tanning place down on Stone Way, but don’t get me started on that.
@rob – one down, one to go! 🙂
I am Speachless.
Bwah! It’s like they got the LOLcats to handle their PR. (“I can has tan?”)
(P.S. Rob: True dat! That sign about how their rays prevent breast cancer slays me.)
Jenny
Wait… “until other ARRAIGNMENTS can be made”? Is someone going to prison? 😀