Unstolen Caterpiller
"Who are you?" said Eileen to the Caterpillar. This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation, especially one had with a multicolored stuffed animal on one's porch. "What do you mean by that?" said the Caterpillar to Eileen. "Explain yourself!" "I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir, as I can't explain you," said Eileen. "You have shown up on my porch without explanation, and I worry you might be the wrong place." "Wrong? What's wrong with this place," the Caterpillar replied, sucking…