King of Wallingford – Revealed!
Yesterday, we reported on the mysterious "King of Wallingford" cards spotted around the neighborhood. Today, Wallyhood scoops all major news sources by being the first to reveal the true identity of this mystery monarch. In a moment barely paralleled since the revelation that Mark Felt was Deep Throat, we received a message from Evan Roberston himself, claiming the throne. The story?The whole label of "King of Wallingford," stemmed from a night of drinking beer and pondering what we would do if…