Proving once again that truth is stranger than fiction, My Green Lake has turned up documentary evidence of a pink gorilla on the loose around Green Lake. See for yourself.
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I once had a Zyban dream where I was protecting a baby pink gorilla from poachers. We were fleeing through a forest on a unicycle. Then for some reason, I was in my living room and my buddies were trying to win it as a prize by throwing pushpins into my coffee table.
Phew, I'm glad I don't take Zyban anymore.
That is so dumb.