Wouldn’t that be cool? Your pooch winning Best Dressed? Imagine how your neighbors will smile through clenched teeth, how they’ll demonstrate petty jealousy as you and your winning weiner (dog) stroll past. But it’s not just about the title. There are real stakes involved here: the winner will receive a free 15 lb bag of their favorite pet food. Sweet!
Or, as the winner is likely to exclaim, “MEATY!”
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