Wow, would you just look at that headline? Jonah over at SeattleCrime.com really knows how to write ’em. Of course, it helps that that is actually what happened here in Wallingford:
Seattle police arrested a man in Wallingford last week after, a police report says, the man left the scene of an car accident to get a tattoo, and then attacked a police officer.
According to a police report, officers received a report at about 6:45 on April 11th that a driver involved in an accident at 45th and Latona Ave NE was refusing to exchange information, and that the man “had departed the scene and was inside “Slave to the Needle” getting a tattoo.”
The victim told police he had stopped at 45th and Latona when another car turned into him, striking the front of his vehicle.
The man from the second car got out, walked up to the victim’s vehicle, and forced the victim to stay in his car. “Each time [the victim] would attempt to exit, [the suspect] would push the door shut,” the report says.
The suspect refused to exchange information and walked away from the scene to get a tattoo.
And that doesn’t even include the testicles part. Read the full story at SeattleCrime.com.
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Thank you, Wallyhood, for seeing the art in the headline. You guys are fun to read!
Well, Jonah may know how to write a headline, but our Wallyhood certainly knows how to add a grabber (so to speak) at the close of an article!
Yeah, great closer!