Chris S. Witwer likes to call herself Wallyhood’s “Lower Wallingford Correspondent.” Chris is a former Texan (is there any such thing?) who came to Seattle in 2005 for three reasons: weather, scenery, and coffee culture. It has taken her four years to begin to understand Seattle humor, but she’s getting there. Chris is a bureaucrat by day, and caffeine-fueled blogger when she’s not reading novels or pretending to write one. She lives with her partner, Laura, and two cats — Dolce and Molly, and uses the internet to make fun of stuff on her personal blog, http://felsputzer.wordpress.com.

• Changes Bar Asks for Help (December 22, 2011)
• Christmas Ship Finale Friday (December 20, 2011)
• Lice Knowing You (December 19, 2011)
• Dr. Doo’s Holidoo (December 17, 2011)
• Woodlawn Santa Is Out of Commission (December 16, 2011)
• Explosion Sound 12/5 (December 6, 2011)
• Wallingford Chamber Celebrates the Season (December 5, 2011)
• Woodlawn Santa Decking the Halls (December 2, 2011)
• Hannah’s Olives (November 30, 2011)
• New tenants for 1441 North 34th (November 29, 2011)
• Christmas Ships at Gas Works (November 25, 2011)
• I Just Saw A Real Life UFO (November 16, 2011)
• Metro disses Wallingford (November 14, 2011)
• November Wallingford Community Kitchen (November 14, 2011)
• Metro at QFC (November 8, 2011)
• A Feel Good Bike Safety Story (November 4, 2011)
• Halloween Blood Drive (October 28, 2011)
• Wallyhood Halloween (October 28, 2011)
• Sock Monster Expanding (October 27, 2011)
• Wallyhood Pumpkin Carving Contest (October 27, 2011)
• Changes Halloween Party 2011 (October 25, 2011)
• Wally Pets costume contest (October 20, 2011)
• Cedar Grove Composting Leaves Wallingford (October 5, 2011)
• GraceFeast Second Anniversary (October 4, 2011)
• Play Barn Paint Job (October 2, 2011)
• InterConnection Open House and Sale (September 28, 2011)
• 3400 Stone Way (September 15, 2011)
• How to Survive a Zombie Attack (September 12, 2011)
• Smash and Grabs at the QFC (September 9, 2011)
• Wallingford Wednesday (September 6, 2011)
• Community Breakfast to Celebrate the Season (September 6, 2011)
• Fall Neighborhood Matching Funds focus on Emergency Prep (August 31, 2011)
• Let It Bee (August 22, 2011)
• Thackeray bus re-route cancelled today (August 16, 2011)
• $20 car tab fee enacted, no Metro cuts (August 15, 2011)
• Metro debunks myths about Metro (August 9, 2011)
• Gardening with Ciscoe and Helen (August 4, 2011)
• Blue Angels in Seattle this week (August 2, 2011)
• Wallingford Ave blocked from 40th down to 37th (July 30, 2011)
• Boys and Girls Club responds to misconduct charges (July 27, 2011)
• Vote on Metro funding delayed (July 26, 2011)
• Council to act Monday on Metro funding (July 24, 2011)
• Shuksan Descent (July 20, 2011)
• Metro Service Reductions – Public Meeting Thursday (July 19, 2011)
• Good Neighbors (July 16, 2011)
• Birds, Bees, and a Goat (July 13, 2011)
• Wallingford Community Kitchen Annual Potluck BBQ (July 11, 2011)
• Chicken Coop and Urban Farm Tour July 9 (July 7, 2011)
• July Fourth at Gas Works (July 3, 2011)
• Inflating Lady Liberty (July 1, 2011)
• Metro Service Reductions (June 29, 2011)
• Rodenticide on Squirrel Row (June 17, 2011)
• Here Comes the Sun (June 15, 2011)
• Cedar Grove Composting (June 14, 2011)
• Wrecks at 35th & Stone, and 35th & Densmore (June 9, 2011)
• Sock Monster Anniversary Contest (June 3, 2011)
• National Donut Day at Mighty-O (June 3, 2011)
• Northwest Center Donation Truck (June 1, 2011)
• Wallingford Rapture Survival Guide (May 21, 2011)
• Pancake Breakfast May 22nd (May 19, 2011)
• Seattle Tilth’s Chicken Coop & Urban Farm Tour (May 18, 2011)
• Bandolero’s Aha Toro Dinner (May 17, 2011)
• Bicycle Recycle (May 16, 2011)
• Honk! Fest West at Gas Works Saturday (May 12, 2011)
• FamilyWorks Annual Puppet Show (May 10, 2011)
• Thanks, Avtech (May 9, 2011)
• Wallingford Walks 2011 (May 8, 2011)
• ISB Waves Goodbye (May 6, 2011)
• Earth Day Event at Gas Works Park (April 20, 2011)
• Cheers to Wallingford Business Expo (April 19, 2011)
• Bandolero Burglary (April 17, 2011)
• Palazzo Coffee (April 15, 2011)
• Community Street Clean-up (April 11, 2011)
• Mighty-O on the Food Network (April 10, 2011)
• Girls in Space (April 8, 2011)
• Wallingford Weekend (April 7, 2011)
• We Ate The Books (April 2, 2011)
• Double (XX) Fest (April 2, 2011)
• Mayor’s Public Safety Survey (March 27, 2011)
• Earth Hour tonight (March 26, 2011)
• Woodlawn Santa Update II (March 25, 2011)
• Project ‘Won’t You Be My Neighbor’ (March 21, 2011)
• Eat A Book! (March 18, 2011)
• Cheers to Wallingford (March 16, 2011)
• Weekend Roundup (March 10, 2011)
• Magma Fest (March 7, 2011)
• Blowfish in the Wind (March 2, 2011)
• Who R U? Leave Me Alone! (February 18, 2011)
• 3/1 Deadline for Family 4th Fundraising (February 16, 2011)
• Sustainable Wallingford – Climate Action Event (February 14, 2011)
• Community Kitchen: Chocolate in Unexpected Ways (February 14, 2011)
• Wallingford Weekend (February 10, 2011)
• Hands On! A Community Skills Fair (February 7, 2011)
• You Know You Live in Wallingford When… (February 5, 2011)
• Bus Changes, Effective 2/5 (February 2, 2011)
• Changes Turns 22 (January 26, 2011)
• Wallingford Weekend (January 13, 2011)
• Snowy Scenes from 35th & Wallingford (January 12, 2011)
• Car-For-Bike winner, Dawn DeGroot (January 11, 2011)
• Wallingford Community Kitchen Celebrates MLK Day (January 10, 2011)
• Seattle Hand Drummers Meetup (January 7, 2011)
• 40 Reasons Mr. Wallyhood Rocks (December 30, 2010)
• Compleat Works of Wllm Shkspr (December 29, 2010)
• Neighborhood Matching Funds (December 28, 2010)
• Holiday Traditions (December 25, 2010)
• Sidewalk Power Plate Safety (December 24, 2010)
• Mail Safety (December 23, 2010)
• Christmas Ship Gas Works Finale (December 20, 2010)
• Wallyhood Weekend Roundup (December 17, 2010)
• Free Trees for Planting (December 16, 2010)
• Woodlawn Santa Update (December 15, 2010)
• Mural Project, Wallingford Survey (December 12, 2010)
• PB&J Latte (December 6, 2010)
• No December Dinner Hours at Varsity Inn (November 30, 2010)
• Metro is on SNOW ROUTES Monday am (November 21, 2010)
• Woodlawn Santa News for Grown-Ups (November 19, 2010)
• Weekend Roundup (November 18, 2010)
• Thursday Evening Huskies Game (November 18, 2010)
• A Community that Cooks Together, Eats Together (November 15, 2010)
• Weekend Roundup (November 4, 2010)
• New Puddle Announced (October 27, 2010)
• Weekend Roundup (October 21, 2010)
• Transfer Station Stakeholder Meeting 10/21 (October 20, 2010)
• Happy National Coming Out Day, Wallingford (October 11, 2010)
• ZomBCon call for volunteers (October 8, 2010)
• Weekend Roundup (October 7, 2010)
• Mauritius at Seattle Public Theater (October 7, 2010)
• Weekend Roundup (September 23, 2010)
• Partial Closures of Gas Works Park (September 22, 2010)
• Farmers Market Wednesday (September 22, 2010)
• FamilyWorks Fundraising Dinner 10/3 (September 21, 2010)
• City Budget (September 20, 2010)
• Royal Enterprise Photo (September 18, 2010)
• Final 2010 Peace Concert 9/19 (September 15, 2010)
• Six Graphical Scores Thurs nite (September 14, 2010)
• Transfer Station meeting MOVED! (September 13, 2010)
• Neighborhood Roundup (September 13, 2010)
• Transfer Station Design Workshop Tuesday (September 13, 2010)
• Get Your Game On! Go Seahawks! (September 12, 2010)
• Magic and Love in the Air this Weekend (September 9, 2010)
• Lullaby Moon Returns Friday, 9/10 (September 7, 2010)
• No Noise Notice Needed (September 6, 2010)
• Farmer’s Market Reminder & Meeting Recap (September 1, 2010)
• Helen’s Produce Sale (August 31, 2010)
• Reminder: Chamber Meeting Tuesday (August 30, 2010)
• Weekend Roundup (August 27, 2010)
• Seattle Libraries Closed 8/30 thru 9/6 (August 25, 2010)
• ISB Moving Out of Wallingford (August 25, 2010)
• Farmer’s Market Reminder (August 24, 2010)
• 46th Street Mural Dedication (August 23, 2010)
• Forums Talk (August 18, 2010)
• Congratulations Tutta Bella! (August 16, 2010)
• Tuesday Traffic Alert (August 16, 2010)
• Peace Concert at Gas Works (August 10, 2010)
• Best of Seattle 2010 Roundup (August 9, 2010)
• Reminder: Seattle Night Out Tonight (August 3, 2010)
• Blue Angels Back in Town (August 3, 2010)
• Congratulations Maria Hines! (August 2, 2010)
• Suspected Bank Robber Nabbed in Wallingford (August 2, 2010)
• Weekend Roundup (July 29, 2010)
• Green Lake Spiritual Center Opens (July 29, 2010)
• Farmer’s Market Today (July 28, 2010)
• Lullaby Moon 2010. Wanna Play? (July 27, 2010)
• News from Nearby (July 26, 2010)
• Neighborhood Roundup (July 23, 2010)
• PSA: Spoq is MIA (July 22, 2010)
• Found Bike! (July 22, 2010)
• Let’s Talk about the Forums (July 21, 2010)
• One More Day! (July 20, 2010)
• World Listening Day (July 17, 2010)
• Marco! Pollock! Marco! Pollock! (July 14, 2010)
• Family Fourth Road Closures (July 1, 2010)
• Summer Picnic: Wallingford Community Kitchen (June 16, 2010)
• Goodloe-Johnson: No Confidence or No Kumbaya? (June 15, 2010)
• Architecture-themed Wallingford Walk (June 14, 2010)
• Stone Soup Theater Summer Programs (June 14, 2010)
• Friday Road Closures in the Lower Hood (June 10, 2010)
• The Weekend is Upon Us! (June 4, 2010)
• Hollow Earth Radio: Movin’ On (June 1, 2010)
• 2010 Wallingford Garden Tour 6/6 (May 31, 2010)
• Ride of Silence: 7pm tonight (May 19, 2010)
• Destination: Yarn (May 17, 2010)
• Wallingford: Best Place to Live (May 17, 2010)
• Accueillez les Français (May 12, 2010)
• Urban Assault Ride 2010 (May 11, 2010)
• Neighborhood Roundup (May 10, 2010)
• The Sock Monster Cometh… May 21st! (May 10, 2010)
• Waiting for the Geeks (May 5, 2010)
• Bike to Work Month (April 30, 2010)
• Protect Your Fruit! (April 29, 2010)
• Talk o’ the Town (Wallytown at least!) (April 28, 2010)
• Varsity Inn: New Mexican Dinner Menu (April 26, 2010)
• Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary… (April 19, 2010)
• Friends of the Seattle Public Library Book Sale (April 15, 2010)
• Parking Enforcement Update (April 14, 2010)
• Wallingford Weekend Roundup (April 8, 2010)
• Wallingford Easter Roundup (March 31, 2010)
• Cook the Books! (March 31, 2010)
• Celebrating Earth Hour (March 26, 2010)
• The Sick Bed Tour of Wallingford (March 24, 2010)
• Happy Anniversary, Oasis! (January 21, 2010)
• Wallingford Pizza House (January 13, 2010)
• ISB Research Papers Have Highest Impact in US (January 12, 2010)
• Field Recording Workshop for Youth 8-13 (January 11, 2010)
• Lower Wallingford Retail Burglaries (January 9, 2010)
• Bomb squad in lower Wallingford (January 4, 2010)
• Last Night for Christmas Ships (December 23, 2009)
• Santa Comes to Woodlawn Ave. (December 15, 2009)
• Solsticio (December 15, 2009)
• Gypsy Cafe and Pub: New Menu (December 7, 2009)
• 2009 Christmas Ships at Gasworks (November 29, 2009)
• Lower Wallingford Weirdness/Crime Report? (November 28, 2009)
• Cook Local Contest (November 22, 2009)
• Memorial Procession for Timothy Brenton (November 5, 2009)
• Fire Dept responds to 35th & Wallingford (November 1, 2009)
• The Biology Place (October 1, 2009)
• Happy Birthday Essential Baking Cafe (September 29, 2009)
• Baby Maarten’s Yard Sale — Thanks Wallyhoodies! (September 22, 2009)
• Lower Wallingford: It’s Gonna Be Loud Tonight (September 18, 2009)
• Breast Cancer 3-Day in Wallingford (September 13, 2009)
• How Baby Maarten Can Help Clean Out Your Garage (September 3, 2009)
• Arson in North Seattle? (August 17, 2009)
• Small Business Awards Nominations (August 4, 2009)
• Wallingford: Best of Seattle 2009 (July 31, 2009)
• The Melons Are Coming! Wallingford Farmer’s Market 7/29 (July 28, 2009)