Some day a real rain will come and wash all the scum off these streets.

But until then, it’s up to the semi-fictitious East Wallingford Hot Tub Association (EWHA). As we did last week, Wallyhood will be out with fellow EWHAers his Saturday from 10 am until noon, cleaning the streets of East Wallingford of litter and debris.

It may seem like a little thing, but we’re big believers in the Broken Windows Theory, the idea that small things, like a little bit of litter or a few broken windows, can create an impression of chaos and apathy that becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, with petty crime and filth to follow. Pick up a few cigarette butts and nip the End of Days in the bud.

Many hands make for light work, and there’s no better way to get to know your neighbors than strolling the streets with them, gossipping about other neighbor’s trash, so come join us. We’ll have gloves and bags and reflective gear and even some graffiti removal equipment. No prior garbage picking up experience required.

This post will be updated with address and other relevant details.

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