Porch Thief Caught
Both Mrs. Wallyhood and I work at home, so I was in my living room this morning when she called down to me "someone's on the porch." "How exciting," I thought. "A package has arrived. I love packages!" When I opened the door, though, and looked left and right, there was no package, just a young man walking down the steps away from the house. I called to him, and when he turned around, I saw he was holding a basketball that…